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Pet wearables are getting smarter, smaller, and—let’s be honest—slightly more judgmental. From real-time health tracking to AI that claims to read your dog’s mood, Theo Grant explores the cutting-edge tech arriving in 2026. If your dog’s collar starts suggesting more exercise, don’t take it personally, it’s just the future talking.

From smart collars to AI-powered feeders and even virtual vet triage, artificial intelligence is quietly reshaping how we care for our pets. In this sharp, witty exploration, Theo Grant unpacks the tech trends transforming everyday pet parenting—from predictive health alerts to emotionally aware cameras. The future of pet care is here, and yes, it might know your dog better than your partner does.

Tired of scooping cat litter? You’re not alone. Self-cleaning litter boxes promise a mess-free future but which one actually delivers? From high-tech wonders like the Litter-Robot 4 to budget-friendly manual sifters, Theo Grant reviews the best options on the UK market. Find out which models are worth the splurge, which ones your cat might actually use, and whether these gadgets truly clean themselves (spoiler: sort of).

Are smart pet feeders a genius invention or just another overpriced gadget? In this witty face-off, Theo Grant explores whether high-tech meal dispensers truly beat traditional bowls. From portion precision to app-controlled dinners, find out which feeder suits your lifestyle (and your pet’s appetite). Because let’s face it your dog doesn’t care how food appears, as long as it does.

Are smart pet health monitors the next big thing in veterinary care? With trackers now monitoring everything from your pet’s heart rate to toilet habits, these clever devices offer a glimpse into your animal’s wellbeing before problems become obvious. In this guide, Theo Grant explores the top pet health monitors available in the UK, their features, prices, and how they could help you and your vet stay one step ahead of potential health issues.

From smart feeders with facial recognition to AI-powered cameras that monitor your pet’s stress levels, the latest pet tech is wildly impressive—and weirdly addictive. Theo Grant rounds up five new gadgets every pet parent will want in 2025, plus a few bonus toys that are just plain fun. The future of pet care is smart, connected, and yes, slightly over-the-top (in the best way).

Smart homes aren't just for humans anymore. Voice controlled pet gadgets from automatic feeders to interactive cameras are helping owners care for their pets with greater ease and flexibility. In this guide, Theo Grant explores the top voice-activated pet devices you can try today, how they work with Alexa and Google Assistant, and what they cost in the UK. Discover how simple voice commands can make pet care smarter, safer, and more convenient than ever.

Can a cheek swab really tell you if your dog’s prone to arthritis or that your cat’s secretly part wildcat? Pet DNA tests claim to reveal everything from breed breakdowns to future health risks. In this sharp, witty guide, Theo Grant explores whether these tests are truly revolutionary or just posh guesses wrapped in science. Spoiler: they’re not magic, but they might just help you plan a healthier future for your furry friend.

Microchips don’t track your pet, store your secrets, or come with batteries—but they do help get your lost furry friend home faster. In this witty and reassuring guide, Theo Grant breaks down what microchips actually are, how safe they really are, and why every pet should probably have one. No drama, just the facts (and maybe a few sarcastic comments about GPS).

Dog toys have gone digital literally. From smart bones that dodge on command to AI-powered companions that sense anxiety, the latest tech toys claim to adapt to your pet’s mood. But are they brilliant boredom-busters or just barking mad? Theo Grant digs into the most promising picks on the UK market, exploring whether your pup really needs a toy that’s smarter than your smart speaker. Spoiler: they might just love it more than your sofa cushions.

In 2025, pet fitness is getting a serious tech upgrade. From interactive toys that adapt in real time to apps that set step goals and monitor moods, your pet's workout routine might soon be smarter than yours. In this witty, forward-looking guide, Theo Grant explores the future of pet fitness, and why squeaky toys just won’t cut it anymore.

From heart rate monitors to GPS trackers that would make MI5 proud, the latest smart collars are more than just fancy neckwear they’re the future of pet care. In this witty deep-dive, Theo Grant explores the most innovative smart collars you haven’t heard of (yet), breaking down the features that actually matter. Whether your pup’s a bolter or your cat’s living a double life, there’s a collar here that’s smarter than both of you.